Hey Philly. If you missed what happened around here yesterday, here’s the stuff that actually matters (and maybe a few things you’ll want to talk about over coffee).
Philadelphia’s $2.8 billion school modernization plan took center stage at City Council, and the backlash is real. The proposal includes closing about 20 schools and spending big to update others, but parents and local officials are not sold—especially in neighborhoods that have already lost schools. Cranky about traffic around schools? You’ll soon see speed cameras going up at five more locations, part of a pilot to (hopefully) make streets less wild during drop-off and pickup times.
If you’re house hunting (or just nosy), here’s a fresh guide to Manayunk—river views, tight parking… you know the drill. Some Manayunk and Roxborough folks are dealing with a way less fun side effect of winter: weeks without running water; the city says call if you’re still iced out. Down in Grays Ferry, people aren’t happy about the huge mounds of snow the Streets Department left behind—it’s melting straight into people’s yards.
Pats King of Steaks, yes, that Pats, is changing how it makes some cheesesteaks for the first time in decades. They’re adding new steak cuts and updated prep. No word yet on whether this will ignite a citywide existential crisis, but be ready to fight about it anyway.
Over in New Jersey, the high-profile racketeering case against George Norcross just got dropped by the state attorney general—ending a political saga that’s been a sideshow for months. Closer to home, Philly Mag has a good read on what it’d take for Philly to actually hire a Congressperson the way you’d pick someone for a real job (not happening, but fun to dream).
And if you need a weird distraction: someone found a diamond in their shoe after traveling from Florida back to Pennsylvania. Philly magic or just weird luck?
That’s the gist. Go get yourself a coffee—and maybe a new argument about which cheesesteak is best.